Thursday, January 1, 2009

This just in...

A 36 year old mother of two collapsed in the yard of her central Phoenix home today. She was found by her husband and children who promptly called 911. When paramedics arrived, the woman could be heard muttering "3 mile run... cookies." Medical professionals were able to revive her, but she is listed in critical condition...

Um, not really, but kind of...

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